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big hunks of beef (Arnold and the gang) « Thread Started on Feb 3, 2007, 11:02pm »
Bartho was starving, After accidently crossing into the exiled pack territory, and bearly escaping, Bartho wanted to die. Anything would be better this. His stomach was shrinking, he was sure of it. He felt dilusional. All of a sudden, a grasshopper hopped right past him. Mistaking it for a pork chop, Bartholimule chased into a trashcan. "Meat!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. All of a sudden Bartho was upsidown! Then right side up, then upsidown again. And over and over it went. Someone was rolling the trashbin! Bartho bashed and barked but he kept on rolling. Finally, it stopped. He peered out of the trash can. It was meat heaven!! Lots of hobos were all surrounding the small dog, but being so dilusional, Bartho thought they were all huge hunks of beef! He jumped out of trashbin and started chasing the nearest hobo he could find. All the hobos started chasing the crazy bartho in hope that he hadn't yet bitten Arnold ( The head hobo ).
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Re: big hunks of beef (Arnold and the gang) « Reply #3 on Feb 3, 2007, 11:13pm »
((ok, I'kk be a hobo- dunno, I'm bored...)) A hobo petted the dog in front of him in a drunken sort of way. "Why, 'Ert, is'a 'ittle dawwg... Now a'int, ya' such a nahce 'ittle chap." The hobo picked up his rusty fork from a can of olives and poured half of its contents on the ground before the small dog. "Eat up, mah dawggie. Cute 'ittle chap. Er- ain't 'E 'Ert." The hobo named Bert nodded, his head bobbing up and down, making him look even stranger than he was. Their shaggy, messy, beards and stubbly faces gave them a gruff appearence.
« Last Edit: Feb 3, 2007, 11:14pm by Cookiedough »
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